Hot couples with ugly kids, the MooLatte, the McRib, bus people, flatbread “pizza,” papa john, big business, Coca Cola hit squads, history, lap bands, eating alone, White Men Can’t Jump, the MidWest, Ant Man, Zika, the Datapocalypse, DFW, Leroy Jenkins, 4th meal, Matt’s Thanksgiving, Westerns, and about 25 other things!
This one is impossible to describe. About 90% of it is inside jokes. We dive right into lactose intolerance, pizza clocks, Kriss Kross, Rush Hour: the Series, awkward eye contact, what if we were cartoons, the rock, Matt does some celebrity news, dog toys, Matt’s dog attack, steaks vs mac n cheese, Daniel hates a thing, Subway, smoking pot with your kids, and a synopsis of Arthur Miller’s classic Death of a Salesman.
Matt’s back! The good Matt! WE HAVE A LOT TO DISCUSS! In fact, I think we talked about more random shit in this episode than all others combined… I don’t even have time to find links for all this crap…
Pizza, technical issues, a “guys weekend” with no nudity, hangovers, social tips and tricks, Harry Potter/Twilight/comic book movies, TSA PreCheck, Carbon Monoxide, Matt’s new nickname, Naked and Afraid, Nazi movies, the earth is flat, guns, the local news, Lord of the Rings, torture, Kevin Smith, Hitler (again), Oldchella, The Who, naked dads, sugaring (again!), and prostates!!
Matt was out of town this week, so Geoff and Daniel had to bring in a guest host. They accidentally brought in two, Jose and a different Matt. Somehow the flow of the show (or lack thereof?) remained intact. It’s also the longest one we’ve done… sorry about that.
Topics include the word of the day, the only true Christian meat, Mexican Mother’s Day, Geoff’s giant baby head, why Jose’s accent makes Matt uncomfortable, the White Minority, racist old people, Geoff’s opulence, evil corporations, a bunch of shit stories, always carry a knife, the art of the hidden weapon, Jose’s love of broken women… jesus this is a long show. Just listen!
This week, we had to record super early (8:30am!) because Matt had shit to do… we still managed to talk about everything and nothing, including leg shirts, Tom Leykis, The Godfather, the catbird seat, Comcast, cheesesteaks, Daniel’s new apartment, celebrity news, these videos, Geoff’s favorite movie, May Day, Daniel’s old apartment, bad sex, the science of pregnancy, Tropical Fantasy, Juicy Lucy, and bleaching down your sitch!