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Episode 24 | Islands Have No Memories

Episode 24 | Islands Have No Memories

 

We start off, as usual, with broken equipment… then Pokemon, funny vs. sexy, ‘pankin’, deaf people, Matt’s shirts, Barco Escape, pizza, sex robots, Bohemians, McGriddles, mom calls, logic, Detective Comics, Mexican Arnold Schwarzenegger, Matt’s “bit”, stage presence, oil vs lube, internet condoms, Yahoo!, hopes and dreams, Daniel’s journal, Harold and Maude, Totchos, and teamwork!

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Episode 23 | Floss Money

Pokeman GO, Ke$ha, our military days, Matt’s 3 modes, drunk driving, fighting cops, Pokemon

GO memes, bacon, blackouts, fast food, the Black Panthers, Judy Garland, dogs, cars, movies,

the Coreys, Matt’s book, Ghostbusters, Jazz, Yakov Smirnoff, another pats shitting story, baby

wipes, sex backpack, sex deaths, fuckbots, Geoff's inventions, and what a loser Jamie Kennedy

is.

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Episode 22 | Amber Candelaria | Butt Aliens

Thanks to Amber Candelaria for being our first ever female guest!  It only took 22 episodes!  This week we talk about Geoff’s garage, Pokemon GO, life is meaningless, Matt’s bed, Matt’s bedroom, really boring drug stories, Matt’s dreams, Geoff’s dreams, Geoff’s secret genius, Geoff’s garage some more, bachelorette parties, Matt’s thought process, new planet, Jewish jokes, how to fix the show, Frontier Justice, the cinema, duddits, Matt’s will, if Matt were straight, cruci-fit, sex noises, Matt’s newest crusade, Saul Williams, and what a gigantic piece of shit Matt was as a child!

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Episode 21 | The Definitive, Scientific Proof of God

Matt’s dinner, the American war machine, shitty comic book characters, Geoff’s mom’s Hitler theories, Daniel’s 9-11 theories, Matt’s ozone theories, classic films, dating (?), getting cancelled, the dark web, murder for hire, Halle Berry, babies, credit, SOMEONE CALLED (425-312-2231), accents, cheeseburgers, ORDER MATT’S FUCKING BOOK, presidents are dumb, In the House, the most boring fucking thing on earth, a hearty theological debate, Geoff is old, Daniel is old, Life on the Road, the other guy from the Fugees, the most glamorous industry on earth, and wwqd!